we'ren't 

Abbreviation of we are not. Derived from we're and aren't.

I've got two words for you: We'ren't friends!

No kids we'ren't going to Disney World today.

we'ren't by Grant_H October 27, 2010

We’ren’t 

We already have we aren’t from we are not

We already have we’re from we are

it’s kind of a staple in the English language that “not” can get simplified to “n’t” (Ex. Hadn’t haven’t shouldn’t aren’t)

So why not shorten the phrase again to just 1 syllable: We’ren’t

We’ren’t going to the store

We’ren’t by DrLips May 27, 2023

two nukes weren't enough 

when anime goes to far you can use this phrase to emphasize that this anime should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 nuked been dropped on japan at the end of ww2

This anime is trash, two nukes weren't enough.

two nukes weren't enough by Xx_AnimE_DestroyeR_xX July 24, 2017

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids 

The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.

Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids by Exor January 15, 2004

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! 

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.

"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! by Jinkies September 11, 2006

Weren’t’s 

The really bad shits

John: Ahhh man that pizza made my stomach hurt.
Frank: Oh shit dude you got that weren’t’s!!!

Weren’t’s by The buck truck September 15, 2019

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by slippin182 March 26, 2007