walkertown high school

The place that nobody knows and nobody wants to know. It is so much drama that even the teachers get into it. Where all the athletes think they are the shit until they graduate, and can barely make it into a D3 school, posting "throwbacks" of their "glory days" on Instagram. Where walkertown girls become mommies faster than they get their high school deploma, only to realize they were impregnated but their third cousin. Sheetz is where it's at, whether you are getting some gas or smoking it. The only place where you actually get into trouble for having school spirit, but who can blame them, the only team who is actually good it their XC team and NOBODY cares about that! All in all its a great place to be stuck with the same people for four years, or for most- longer.

Jim Bob: Walkertown High School lost another basketball game tonight.
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!

walkertown high school by Dumb country 1445 August 8, 2016

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Richard Watterson

A character from Amazing World of Gumball. He has a brain of a pea. Can be used as an insult.

Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.

Richard Watterson by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019

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Watertown

Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.

Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.

Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.

Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.

Watertown by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011

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Gumball Watterson

The titular blue cat from the animated made-for-TV show, the Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball is the main character of the show, alongside his adopted brother / friend / pet, Darwin.

One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.

"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."

"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"

"FUCKING RUN!"

Gumball Watterson by __Speedster__ July 6, 2020