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Mississippi waterhole 

When one or many persons spread a women's vagina and proceed to take turns hocking loogies into said women's vagina.
Last night my buddies and I Mississippi waterholed that girls from the cheesecake factory.

Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"
Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"

Ethiopian Waterhole 

The act of standing over someone laying on their back with their mouth open, then lifting a leg and pouring a warm bottle of water through your crack and into their mouth.
This chick was a freak, she was waiting for me on the floor with a warm bottle of water and told me to give her an Ethiopian Waterhole and that she hoped I didn’t wipe.

poison the waterhole 

To ejaculate into ones own, or anothers belly button (Navel). Extra points are done if you can just get a quick squirt in without overflowing it.
Edward: fucking hell jeremy what took you so long on the shitter?

Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.

waterlemoan 

The high-pitched moan of pleasure one releases whilst performing the joyous act of lemon shoveling.
Person 1: wtf was that noise Michael??
Person 2: oh that was probably just me waterlemoaning... sorry I’ve been really into lemon shoveling lately. Go back to sleep now Michael.
waterlemoan by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

waterlemon 

A toddler's pronunciation of watermelon!
The toddler liked to say "Ooo baby samwich, a waterlemonto eat, my favorite!"
waterlemon by Starchylde July 9, 2016