9 definitions by Thicc Yeet
The absolute love of your life. You don’t deserve her. You’re not sure if anyone does actually. You’re just happy she chose you. The only term that comes even remotely close to accurately describing her is amazeballs. Katie is simply wonderful. She’s caring, down right hilarious, and cute as hek. Seriously this gal is beautiful. She’s cute as fuck and she could do a lot better than you. Send this definition to her already she deserves it. Anyways, Katie is the most important thing in your life whether you realize it or not. She’s perfect. Don’t ever let her go.
by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019
Person 1: wtf was that noise Michael??
Person 2: oh that was probably just me waterlemoaning... sorry I’ve been really into lemon shoveling lately. Go back to sleep now Michael.
Person 2: oh that was probably just me waterlemoaning... sorry I’ve been really into lemon shoveling lately. Go back to sleep now Michael.
by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019
Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!
Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019
Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay
I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing
Person 2: gay
I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing
by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019
The proper term for the sour juices excreted by a compressed lemon boi. Lemon cum is by all means... the nectar of life. Also it’s good lube.
Person 1: I can’t wait to chug half a gallon of straight lemon juice when I get home fukkkkk
Person 2: Charlie wtf I told you it’s called lemon cum you fucking casual
Person 2: Charlie wtf I told you it’s called lemon cum you fucking casual
by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019
Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
by Thicc Yeet November 13, 2019
The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019