Boiled water drinker
A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).
Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.
Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.
-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."
Boiled water drinker by Geozz June 18, 2018
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