Naked Water Dance

A Shower.

plain and simple.

i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.

but he's been too lazy to define it on here.

"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"

Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.

Naked Water Dance by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009

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glub glub water dance

A new trend invented by Google. You're supposed to pour water over yourself while dancing. Then you should record it, upload it on youtube with the song 'Glub glub water dance', and add the hashtag ''#newtrends'' to the title.

Person 1: Duuude! Google invented this slick new trend for their april fools!
Person 2: Oh? What is it?
Person 1: Glub glub water dance
Person 2: That sounds like something a 9 year old would say.

glub glub water dance by Enitoni May 14, 2014

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dancing on water

Pretending to like someone when both of you know you hate each other. Social and Professional settings.

My boss tried to fire me and I put in my 2 weeks notice so I could cash out my vacation package before he had the chance. He said "Hey Brother, do you mind running an errand for me real quick"? I said "I am so sorry buddy, unfortunately my tires are all flat." We both knew I was lying because my car was parked out front. We were Dancing On Water

dancing on water by the scripture August 15, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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