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crap wafer 

A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.
"You know what, you're just a crap wafer!"
crap wafer by Larry Finster December 24, 2009

waterscraper 

When you're on the toilet, and you poop so much that your poop rises above the toilet water line.
I ate so much pasta last night that I'm sure I'm going to build a waterscraper come tomorrow morning.
waterscraper by C-na October 30, 2013

Snake skin watercraft 

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.
Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!

watertrapwhore 

broad who loses her mind when she meets a man who owns a boat or a home on the water.
i thought she loved me, but she just turned out to be one of those watertrapwhores!

WateeCrapped 

Being stood up or bailed on by the Watee Bird (aka B Waters).
Boy, the bird really wateecrapped on us tonight. What next, will we get Douchemayored?
WateeCrapped by She-a December 21, 2004

watercraft 

Witch craft used by water demons. Beware.
"DONT USE YOUR WATERCRAFT ON ME, YOU EVIL WITCH!"
watercraft by GayAnxiety December 31, 2017