wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

wastarded by bumbobway May 21, 2006

take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

take a wazzard by H8TECH December 23, 2009

Wazzard

When a old/middle aged divorced man tells you to talk later, which makes you agro.

I needed to talk to my Dad about college, but I got wazzard instead :(

Wazzard by TheBigW September 1, 2018

wastard 

wang/bastard, made by ms vicki wang

you are one huge mother wastard

wastard by Haley July 15, 2003

wastarded

When you get so drunk, your behavior is that of a retard.

Man, I got so wastarded last night, I forgot my $500 camera in the club!

wastarded by bumbobway May 25, 2006

Wazard 

Another word for Water hazard in golf. Could be confused with Lazard which is another word for lateral hazard in golf. Not to be confused with O.B or B.O.

Jarrko: Man I think you hit that ball in the wazard!

Dick: Damn, mudskin I thought that was a lazard!

Jarrko: That's two strokes mudflap!

Wazard by Plaguedsoul August 28, 2010

Wazard 

Someone who half asses being a wizard

Person one: Wow, that person looks like a wizard
Person two: Nah, it's just a wazard

Wazard by Codythecool23 April 28, 2019