Top Definition
1. A girl who has had too many intoxicants and has lost her grip on reality.

2. A bitch, but you can't help but be affectionate about her.

3. One of your guy mates who has done too much weird gay shit to be a wasteman.

Adj. Wastepooned
'Katie Price is a fucking wastepoon.'

'Shit son, that bird over there is literally wastepooned.'

'Ah, aren't you my lovely little wastepoon :-).'
#gribbled #wasteman #fucked #mashed #mortal
by Kontaktdnb December 09, 2009
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