Bitch you wasnt with me shootin in the gym 

You were not with me when i was by myself so dont try to come with now

Some girl: hey its nice to see you can you loan me $5
Troy: what?!! Bitch you wasnt with me shootin in the gym

Bitch you wasnt with me shootin in the gym by ACNJ31 March 15, 2015

it wasn't me 

Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.

Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...

it wasn't me by darkmyst September 19, 2005

It Wasn't Me 

A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.

Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!

It Wasn't Me by Cummy worm December 9, 2010

she want me 

a phrase used when a girl gives hints that she likes you, popularized by the youtuber SoLLUMINATI

SHE WANT MEEEE

she want me by Tre Riggins January 10, 2018

You want me to smoke it for you too? 

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

You want me to smoke it for you too? by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me

He needa stop playin and make me his.

Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me by bipolarassbitch March 15, 2022

Let me guess you want me to apologize 

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

Let me guess you want me to apologize by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020