Washington University in St. Louis 

Also known as WUSTL or WashU by its affectionate students. Basically, a scary top-ranked institution that's described by two adjectives: intense and balanced. Students here are the cream of the crop, the smart and the smartasses, the nerd kings, the future crazy scientists...except they won't show it. The school is set in the laid-back Midwest, so while the students are intense and brilliant, the environment is generally pretty supportive and not cutthroat. It's also a premed haven. Watch out in your science classes...

Washington University in St. Louis is also ranked fourth of all universities in terms of National Merit Scholars. Competition to get in is pretty difficult, though a lot of naysayers of the school think the school rigs its acceptance rate...the naysayers usually turn out to be WUSTL rejects. Just talk to anyone from Washington University in St. Louis like the recent Jeopardy College Championships winner and you'll be blown away both by their brains and their cool.

My nerdy neighbor: Oh man! I got accepted into Washington University in St. Louis!

Me: Did you celebrate by setting off fireworks?

My nerdy neighbor: No? Huh?

Me: There was an explosion coming from your house an hour ago bro...

MNN: Dude, that was the miniature nuclear reaction that I set up in my room...

Washington University in St. Louis by aimingforthegold February 18, 2010

Washington University in St. Louis 

It's in St. Louis DANGIT!!!

Anyway, it is a rather prestigious university, yet no one really knows about it, especially on the West Coast. A vast majority of the students are from the East Coast and IL, ID, et cetera. It is a very fine university that is probably on the level right under Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and the like. Basically, it is most likely the "best" university in the Midwest.

Bob went to Washington University in St. Louis, which is among the most esteemed universities in the country. (Note: Author did not attend "Wash U")

Washington University in St. Louis by Doobie Smokes You April 23, 2005

Washington University in St. Louis 

An amazing school. Great academics. Great people.

Washington University in St. Louis is one of the best colleges in the country.

Washington University in St. Louis by samloveswustl September 19, 2005

Washington University in St. Louis 

A kick ass school where cool (smart)people go.

-Yo, you go to WUSTL?
-Yeah
-Damn! You smart ass.

Washington University in St. Louis by yeahh wash u May 4, 2005

Washington University in St. Louis 

University in St. Louis, Missouri that claims to be on par with Harvard because the administration does everything in its power to boost its ranking in the US News and World Report. It has successfully fooled many people into believing that it offers a top-notch education. Everyone but employers and grad schools, that is.

So what you have to flip burgers at Burger King? You can impress everyone with your prestigious degree!

Washington University in St. Louis by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005

washington state university 

washington state university...
*Cougar Football Saturday!
*Greek Row!
*Number One Mascot Of The Year!
*Hottest Girls In The Pac 10!
*Pullman Is Like Disneyland!!!!!
*The Coug!
*Wayyyy Better Than University Of Washington!
*Munchyz Hot Dogs!
*Snowball Fights!
*Cliffs!
*Hott Boys!
*Basketball 06 And O7!! Yeah Bitches!
*Busch Light, Franzia, And Monarch!
*Cougar Fans!
*Martin Stadium!
*Better Than The Huskies! :)

"fight fight fight for washington state! ..."

washington state university is bomb.com

washington state university by $#^#%yf June 25, 2007

Washington & Lee University 

Heaven on earth. An amazing school of smart, attractive, homogeneous, conservative, well-dressed, wealthy, all-around great American kids that know where they're going and what they're doing. Based on tradition and honor, it's one of the finest universities in the nation. The Greek scene is huge, which adds to the already amazing party scene. And if you're from HSC and have a problem with us, you're probably just pissed because you were too stupid to get in. Don't worry, you'll be sucking up to us in about 5 years when we're your bosses. Not only that, but all of us, including the girls, can drink you under the table - ever noticed the number 2 party ranking, along with number 1 beer and liquor? Another good thing about W&L girls - they're smart enough to not give it up to HSC guys because, basically, they can do better. Can't say enough about this school, but there must be a reason it's ranked the as the 15th best liberal arts school in the country. And HSC is what? That's right, third tier, not even close.

P.S. Pearls are still cool.

Student from another college: Oh yeah, he goes to Washington and Lee - his drinking talents are amazing, he's hot, and he's smart.
Student from Washington and Lee: I can't believe anyone could be happy at any other college than Washington and Lee. My friends, classes, sorority/fraternity, opportunities, parties, etc. are amazing.
Person hiring for jobs: This young man went to Washington and Lee and this young man went to Hampden Sydney - well we certainly know who we're hiring. NOT Hampden Sydney.

Washington & Lee University by Iambetterthanyou November 30, 2004