This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.
I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.
by Creative Pervert December 13, 2006
"do you find washing machines hold your attention much longer then any game could? then you need a washing machine emulator!!"
"washing machines? yeah!!!"
"oh, oh! change the temperature! dont put reds in the white wash!"
"MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT WASHING POWDER
right, uh, which brand should I use? SAMBARINOOO"
"washing machines? yeah!!!"
"oh, oh! change the temperature! dont put reds in the white wash!"
"MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT WASHING POWDER
right, uh, which brand should I use? SAMBARINOOO"
by a big bunghole May 21, 2009
When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!
It's okay...
Sister feels pressure around her ass
Sister realises
W-what are you doing, step bro?!
Helping you~
It's okay...
Sister feels pressure around her ass
Sister realises
W-what are you doing, step bro?!
Helping you~
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Washing Machine Heart Lyrics
by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022
A bad kisser of note.
Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
by ThePaver April 23, 2013
A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
by coolkix April 18, 2016
When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water
by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017