Actively seeking out heavyset and or unattractive women at a bar or club and attempting to engage in sex acts with her. Often done as sport with other male friends.
by parrib1 May 18, 2011
by keyscul January 28, 2013
by xxfordxx13 August 20, 2008
The act of simultaneously sucking on two penises at the same time. Name derived from the two tusks protruding from the snout of the animal.
by jewberg November 21, 2007
Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
by BustANut222 April 10, 2009
A derogatory word to call someone, such as a friend, when they do not answer your incoming FaceTime call.
Girl: Wow, Max is such a Warthog. I know he can see my call but does not pick up.
Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.
Boy: Abby is such a Warthog, everyone knows it, even Siri and she can see Abby's calls.
by themanwhodefinesthings November 29, 2016
A pitiful slob of a human being. Completely and utterly worthless. Smells like garbage. Tries to run fast like Sonic.
"That Jayden kid is a total warthog. Big ole tusks and errything!"
"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"
"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"
"Yeah, and he smells like garbage!"
"Don't mess with him though, or he'll bring out the tusks!"
by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021