The Wanders 

Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'

Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now

The Wanders by Luke Warm October 21, 2008

Wandersong 

A musical platforming adventure game with an emotional story. Play as a silly bard and use music to interact with everything on a journey around the world. Along the way you'll explore, solve puzzles, and meet a huge cast of characters!

Generic gamer dude: "Hey have you heard about Wandersong?"

Wandersong by OwUwO June 23, 2020

pit warmers 

Breasts that are so large or droopy that when a woman lies on her back, the hang into her armpits. See also: Pit Hangers.

That jogger should tuck those pit warmers into her pants before someone gets hurt.

pit warmers by serialkitten February 4, 2004

Walderslade 

Nestled in Medway, near to Lordswood and Chatham, it would be expected that it would be full of chavs too- but although there are some, few live here, mostly they live in Lordswood, Weedswood and Chatham. Walderslade has many different groups, and the elderly live in certain areas peacefully and happily, as many areas of Walderslade are more posh and peaceful than those in other areas of Medway.

Walderslade(Y)

Walderslade by Stroidy December 13, 2010

ankle warmers 

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

ankle warmers by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

The Warder 

A Prison Officer who subscribes to a hedonistic lifestyle. The Warder is particularly found in Northern Ireland. The warder is seen as a folk hero and possesses a status much akin to a demi-god. Much maligned in the sunday press, the warder is misunderstood. Although the warder can usually be found dodging work with a half completed crossword in certain circumstances he can act professionally for several minutes at at a time.

"The Warder loves an unattended female," "The warder loves a shebeen." "The warder loves a half day"

The Warder by yergirl May 3, 2010

Wandersexual 

When you find travelling more attractive than having a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I'm coming out as wandersexual.
People keep asking me why I'm still single but really I'm wandersexual

Wandersexual by extremebleh91 July 26, 2017