2 definitions by yergirl

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A Prison Officer who subscribes to a hedonistic lifestyle. The Warder is particularly found in Northern Ireland. The warder is seen as a folk hero and possesses a status much akin to a demi-god. Much maligned in the sunday press, the warder is misunderstood. Although the warder can usually be found dodging work with a half completed crossword in certain circumstances he can act professionally for several minutes at at a time.
"The Warder loves an unattended female," "The warder loves a shebeen." "The warder loves a half day"
by yergirl May 03, 2010

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a sexual act originating in Britain. The act involves masturbating while taking a shit, stopping mid push and using the turd as a dildo. Origin is attributed to the fact that the Boston Tea Party in Britains eyes was trouble makers in the colonies "stirring the shit"
" The Warder loves a boston tea party" "I've been eating lots of fibre lately, i'm gonna have a great boston tea party later"
by yergirl May 05, 2010

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