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Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike 

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void
Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again
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Warowl’s first law of counter strike 

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.
Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.
They were too late as they saw CJ's lifeless body puppeting on that mighty warcock!
Warcock by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike 

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.
Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.

Warlow elitex7 

A fat shemale with the fattest chode in the world, It likes to place many things apon its butthole to plesure his eye penis, Bottles, little boys, xbox controlers, dogs, Penis, etc....
chode Warlow elitex7
Warlow elitex7 by Bannana cwaner March 12, 2010

Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike 

Warowls Fourth law of Counter Strikes states that Negev is always the meta of the Counter Strike franchise.
Person 1: Dude the CTs are just spraying through B tunnel with a smoke

Person 2: Darn it Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike yet has strikes it again

WarCocks 

A Game where two males stand in front of each other and hold one another's penises. The Loser is determined by which one gets an erection first.
If this goes on for more than half an hour, a bonus round is started, which consists of whichever male has foreskin places his foreskin over the other male's penis and continues the game.
Guy 1: "Dude do we settle this argument of who is gayer?"
Guy 2: "WarCocks!"
Guy 1: "Dude you lose"
WarCocks by Aviticus January 15, 2009