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A pointless war, currently taking place in the united states. Specifically made by the government to make big bucks thru harsh punishment of illicit drug use by citezens. The irony of this is that the people in office commanding this war use drugs too, so they're just a bunch of stupid hipocrits. Throw shoes at em.
Deep inside the command center of the war on drugs

Government official: Sir, I have just recieved a fax from the US department of justice, showing this years total amount of arrests of non-violent drug offenders

President: Why thank you sir, I'l take a quick glance at it as soon as im done snorting this line

Government official: Well hey, do you think i could get a lil' bump?

President: Most Definitly, lets have a cocaine party!
by NORML4President August 04, 2011
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One of biggest conspiracies of our time, in which the United States government declared a "war" against drugs in order to divert the public's attention from the real issues like violence, poverty, racism, and the inadequate structure under which our country is run.
"Instead of a war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me."- Tupac
by sim sim salabim February 28, 2006
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the most pointless and costly governmenal effort of all time before the Reagan/Bush era debts. Costs an average of $75 billion a YEAR, and hasn't slowed drug-trafficking/use at all since it was implemented. In any case, it's also unconstitutional, because what you do in the privacy of your own home is YOUR FUCKING BUISINESS! Drugs should be legal for anyone over 21 who wishes to partake of them. If you tax them, you can set up rehab programs with the collected funds! It's not that complicated. Well, I suppose it would be to our current president, who can't even eat a fucking pretzel without choking.
Boy, this weed sure is good and safe, thanks to government regulation!
by Philip J. May 31, 2004
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What you declare when you want to arrest black people for no reason.
Nixon declared war on drugs so he could keep black people off the street.
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by 13576 July 02, 2016
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