the dickheads who give real emos a
bad name by either forcing themselves to listen to to emo bands they don't even
like or listening to crap bands they THINK are emo. Also fake
depression+ have bad hair.
Wannabe emo boys look all pathetic and have gelled-down-to-look-longer hair. Wannabe emo girls are usually really fat, will wear heartagram or Emily The Strange shit and have REALLY, REALLY long black or brown hair.
Wannabe emo kids wear: crap jeans, button-down tops which look more
like school shirts than anything, crappy band tees, Heartagram tees, fake Converse, plain black shoes/trainers, plain black glasses, Emily The Strange, etc.
Alot of them also say they're
bi/gay when they're NOT.
Wemo hobbies: writing '
sad' poetry, listening to 'depressing'
music, self-harming, sitting in corners, crying, writing '
sad' diary entries (
eg: Dear diary, today was a very regular, boring day, but because I fake
depression, I'm going to say it was terrible and everything went wrong. Gotta go and self harm, bye, you're the only one who understands<3)
Wannabe emo must-haves: Emily The Strange tee, crap hair, plain black shoes/trainers, razorblades, fake blood, horn-rimmed glasses, black/grey straight-leg jeans, shitty band tees and anti-depressants. Oh yes, and the diary to write poetry and 'depressing' entries in.
Mum/
Dad: Hey, kid, how was school today?
Wannabe emo kid: thinking 'meh, it was ok' SO, SO DEPRESSING. I'MA WRITE SUCKISH
POETRY, PRETEND TO SELF-HARM AND TAKE
ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.