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wankware 

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.
D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware
wankware by Ch00f April 3, 2008

Wankstore 

A store filled with wanks e.g. a place filled with individuals who wank, are wanking, or who place high scores on the wank-o-meter. Ya dig?
"Hey Tomothy you wanna go to da Starbucks?"
"Hellz to the no! That place is a wankstore"
"Oh shizer!"
Wankstore by Genitalius September 20, 2007

warwhore 

a female who only dates military men/women for the benefits (socially and financially) from it
When Marilyn sees an Army guy in his uniform, she turns into a big warwhore and tries to get his attention.
warwhore by Russell Franchise July 24, 2011

Wankhole 

When I let my boyfriend use my pussy when I'm not into sex!
I was really hung over but my boyfriend was horny, so I just laid back and let him use my wankhole
Wankhole by MamaNZ March 4, 2008

wankworthy 

When Something is Just Phwaaaaaaaaaar!
Example a Very Sexy Girl!
Dude that Porno was Wankworthy
Damn KazZ and Lucass are wankworthy :D
wankworthy by KazZ and Lucas March 10, 2008

Wankware 

A computer programme, usually written at minimal cost. Typically to perform a specific task within a very specialist business/industrial function or to support a non-mainstream consumer hobby. Often recognizable through poor quality graphics and a cludgy user interface. Can be prone to freezing and crashing and often incompatible with the latest versions of operating systems and key components. Has not been versioned or ported to optimize OS resources and therefore can be painfully slow.
That wankware froze my device again
Wankware by UK Bryan March 10, 2019