wankshag 

A type of sex that is defined by its speed; it is a blend word, wank (masturbation) and shag (sex). It is characterized by its speed, it is quick (usually 2 minuutes or under from penetration to male ejaculation). It usually takes place in only one position and involves the male (or in homosexual sex - the dominant partner)holding their partner still and controlling the movement and penetration during sex themselves. The wankshag is usually performed when a couple are together and the male (or dominat partner) is to lazy to have a proper sex session but wants to ejaculate quickly; it is the equivalent of a wank, but in a sexual act. It is not be confused with the Quickie (a quck sex session), where there is a desire to satisfy the other partner as well as themselves.

He was really horny but couldn't be bethered to have a long session, so settled for a wankshag instead.

She was dissapointed,, she had expected a long sex session,but had endured a wankshag instead.

wankshag by Max Packard August 14, 2007

wankshaft 

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

wankshaft by JJ January 30, 2004

wankshaft 

An exclamation of annoyance or terror. Also an insult.

Ah shit, I can't find my keys. Wankshaft!
or
You're a wankshaft. A complete and utter wankshaft.

wankshaft by Ben Middlemiss July 31, 2004

Wankshaft 

A term that indicates something being utterly pointless, like a chocolate teapot, a man who is afraid of spiders or a Palestinian passport.

The phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for wanking and not for procreation.

The sin of Onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term wank as a noun.

Whilst the term wanker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word wankshaft always implies digust and disdain.

"Hey, isn't that Piers Morgan"
"Wadda fucking wankshaft"
"How did he even get a job over here?"
"Coz he was so useful uncovering War Crimes as editor of the Mirror they thought they'd put him to good use working out if The Hoff = "American's Got Talent" - its like algebra or summit"

Wankshaft by RastaVari October 26, 2013

world of wankshaft 

derogatory term used to describe the popular game, world of warcraft

Hey cecil, don't you hate those cunts who don't come to the pub because they're addicted to playing world of wankshaft?

world of wankshaft by tk tommy January 22, 2007

wankshafting

verb: to wank one's shaft or alternatively to shaft one's wank depending largely upon gender.

'If you wankshaft it I'm sure it'll start working again and then we can go and play football.'

wankshafting by Cigar boy May 27, 2004

Wankslag 

Is a woman who isnt partial to who she gives a handjob to. She may have issues with penetrative or oral sex but deep down is a slapper. She may even be holding onto her virginity for any number of reasons but you know once she is "broken in" she will go like an express train.

Did you fuck Bridget last night?
No, she cracked me off.
The Bitch did the same with me too, fucking wankslag.

Wankslag by Seymour Van Dors August 29, 2011