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Wankry is when you wank and then cry..
I'm gonna wankry cause I'm hardcore horny and like to cry as I cum. Just saying. (Wank) (cry) wankry
by ex ted November 18, 2010
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The process of having a wank then having a cry. Normally about a girl you loved and lost, and may occur when she gets engaged/married. Also often happens when you think you are over the girl you loved and lost.

Do not use the same tissue to clean up the splattering and the tears, could end up very messy

Do not confuse with a cry then a wank, that is just sad
You heard about Mary? She's getting married. I had a wan kry over her last night
by Power Thirteen January 24, 2007
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