A person obsessed with letting everyone know how cool he/she is for the fact they just bought and are now playing music/djing using vinyl records .
"I Just bought some fresh wax straight from Berlin"(wax wanker) "Tonight Im playing at 10 till 11 and Im only bringing wax for this one"(wax wanker)
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Pejorative for the late Fast & Furious actor Paul Walker (1973-2013), which is used by the detractors to express desdain towards F&F fanboys (including those who make replicas of the cars driven by one of the characters, Brian O'Conner).
Guy 1: "Heya, look at my perfectly accurate replica of Paul Walker's Supra! I can't wait to beat Ferraris!"
Guy 2: "Ugh, another Poop Wanker wannabe."
Guy 1: "Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?"
by Cody D. Buni October 10, 2022
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This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 18, 2011
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Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn
by True dictionarian April 22, 2022
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A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.
That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.
by keepittea March 13, 2022
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Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
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Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020
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