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wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual
Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....
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Winception

The ultimate event where one watches the 2010 film, Inception and understands the entire story without doubt from start to finish. This occurs at the end of the film where the viewer has complete satisfaction because he understood everything, while his friends were in confusion.
AFTER THE MOVIE (inception)
Bob-"dude, that was the trip! I understood everything, without doubt!"
Jill- "It's another case of Winception"
Winception by Cap'n Price December 23, 2010

Dankception 

A dank meme inside a dank meme inside another dank meme
Bruh I think we just witnessed some dankception
Dankception by Pancake man April 26, 2017

wanktention 

The most important kind of attention - the one you give to a picture/video/thought of somebody while wanking.
Damn, did you see that booty? This gurl just got my complete wanktention.
wanktention by Rukm September 8, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026