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wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual
Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....
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Winception

The ultimate event where one watches the 2010 film, Inception and understands the entire story without doubt from start to finish. This occurs at the end of the film where the viewer has complete satisfaction because he understood everything, while his friends were in confusion.
AFTER THE MOVIE (inception)
Bob-"dude, that was the trip! I understood everything, without doubt!"
Jill- "It's another case of Winception"
Winception by Cap'n Price December 23, 2010

Dankception 

A dank meme inside a dank meme inside another dank meme
Bruh I think we just witnessed some dankception
Dankception by Pancake man April 26, 2017

wanktention 

The most important kind of attention - the one you give to a picture/video/thought of somebody while wanking.
Damn, did you see that booty? This gurl just got my complete wanktention.
wanktention by Rukm September 8, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026