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1.
To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.
Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!
by cockofgold December 11, 2011
 
2.
The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual
Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....
by Kiddy fiddler 69 May 08, 2011