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wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual
Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....
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Winception

The ultimate event where one watches the 2010 film, Inception and understands the entire story without doubt from start to finish. This occurs at the end of the film where the viewer has complete satisfaction because he understood everything, while his friends were in confusion.
AFTER THE MOVIE (inception)
Bob-"dude, that was the trip! I understood everything, without doubt!"
Jill- "It's another case of Winception"
Winception by Cap'n Price December 23, 2010

Dankception 

A dank meme inside a dank meme inside another dank meme
Bruh I think we just witnessed some dankception
Dankception by Pancake man April 26, 2017

wanktention 

The most important kind of attention - the one you give to a picture/video/thought of somebody while wanking.
Damn, did you see that booty? This gurl just got my complete wanktention.
wanktention by Rukm September 8, 2016

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026