wank pot 

a pot that is wanked in by a male or female for the pleasure of seeing their own cum

Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house

wank pot by essex boyz January 29, 2005

ball pot wank 

Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.

Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.

ball pot wank by Bearded Clam December 9, 2008

Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.

Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?

Pot noodle wank by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019

Pot noodle and a wank

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.

I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.

Pot noodle and a wank by AluXeZ January 10, 2010

wankpot 

A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.

He's a right wankpot.

wankpot by J Arthur December 6, 2004

wankpot 

A pot for wanking in!

I like to wank into my wankpot

wankpot by WESTY10 August 28, 2006

wankpotamus 

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person

That guy is a wankpotamus

wankpotamus by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014