wangsman

Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.

No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.

Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.

Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...

wangsman by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005

Wanksman 

Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.

David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.

Wanksman by Nibb June 5, 2009

Wangeman 

A blonde girl with Huge tits who loves cock

That girl is jonesing for my dick. She must be a Wangeman

Wangeman by Pillowbomber November 17, 2011

wangstang 

One who often annoys ones partner.

You wangstang, you ate all the chinesefood.

wangstang by Jameschbroad June 5, 2007

Wangslang 

1. To participate in the act of slanging one's wang.

2. To participate in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man, I wangslanged yo momma last night.

Wangslang by Jason April 24, 2003

wangslanging 

Wangslanging has many arts:
1) The act of distributing ones downtown bonanza evenly over many portly women in a drunken stuper.
2) Getting beligerantly drunk and breaking out ridiculous average white man dance moves.
3) Chain smoking and telling blatent lies to women who are obviously way out of your league to help further the effort moistening ones weener.

I was totally wangslanging last night hence that morbidly fat mammoth in my bed.

wangslanging by James Hollenkamp February 11, 2006

Wangspan 

The length of one's wang: I.E., Dick size. Generally given in inches.

"It's not the wangspan, it's the skills man!"

Person 1: "My wangspan is three feet."
Person 2: "But you're a girl..."
Person 1: "I keep it tucked away in my navel."

Wangspan by The Pansexual Furry Hippie August 13, 2012