A place populated with care bears.
There is a long market with snide (fake) clothing sold everywhere and a woman selling aki and salt fish dumplings.
Almost everyone in walthamstowe is ugly and the good looking people hide in walthamstowe market. A place of typical eski (east london) calibur who in there right mind would live there... well no black people anyway.
A: "where u goin?"
B: "Walthamstowe"
A: "going there to see your butters friends"
B: "yeah i know its swag but I though I would give it another go"
A: "your loss"
by JDMM June 21, 2005
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A fucking shithole located within NorthEast London full of stabbings,gun crime and drug dealers
I’m going to Walthamstow

Walthamstow?! Are you fucking crazy
by AnonymousMicheal April 16, 2019
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people only go here if they are forced to go here
it's a fucking shithole inside of a shithole with traffic and a shitty shopping centre

at around midnight you'd expect to see many nittys patrolling the ends with zoots hanging out of their mouths

take a wrong turn in walthamstow and you'll end up in either chingford or leyton
you'll get shanked in leyton (be careful)
"aye come mans going walthamstow u wanna come?"
"stfu i aint going there"
by cuckoldery123 April 30, 2023
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Walthamstow, where do I begin? A town in East London where all the mandem ride till they die and most of the asian mandem bang fraud. Underage drivers are everywhere and a lot nerds are on the streets. Filled with many schools for example: Walthamstow School For Girls, for all the horny girls that chase every possible boy out there, and love to send nudes. Also housing the famous AKTV, having a funny Snap story and always being about. In conclusion a lovely place to be. Having Queens road mosque a part of us as well, being filled with 90% of the Gujarati community, and its rivals lea bridge road mosque as well which start ramadan and eid about 2000 years after every other mosque in the area.
1. “Akh lets go Walthamstow.”
“Looking like a motive still”

2. “I’m a bit excited still”
“Chat to a gyal from WSFG”
by FS17THH May 1, 2020
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