Walmartarian 

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.

Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!

Walmartarian by puppymum November 30, 2010

walmartatron 

a person who doesn't belong where he is, but acts like he's superior.

o Scrub zz was talking shit but got smacked 1v1. What a walmartatron.

Larkin: Nbarbs got scraped on the GB forums.
Jeff: i heard..what a walmartatron.
larkin: agreed.

walmartatron by Pwnstar . January 1, 2009

Walmartyr 

1) Anyone who works at Walmart, and then complains about how shitty their job is. DUH!
2) Anyone who shops at Walmart, and complains about the shitty customer service. DUH!

"Fuck him, coming across as a Walmartyr. Bitching and moaning about work all the time. Fucking quit or shut up! He'd make more money on disability, which wouldn't be hard to prove considering being disabled is a requirement for working there."

"Fuck her over there for acting like a typical Walmartyr. The prices are so cheap, because there is no customer service. You want someone to answer all your fucked up questions/concerns all day, and hold your diabetic hand, then go someplace else and leave the 2 people who work in
this store the fuck alone. FUCK YOU!"

Walmartyr by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013

walmarturd 

a bland, generic corporate chain store, that's exactly the same no matter which one you go to, like walmart. each store of any such chain has exactly the same stuff in the same location, with asshole 20-something managers bossing over 50-something workers whose well paying manufacturing jobs were lost to China when Wal*mart told the manufacturer to make it there.

*walks into the 13th Borders on a long road trip*

Shopper1: Are you sure we're in Texas, i swear i saw that cashier in Iowa last week
Shopper2: Yeah, this is just another walmarturd: same books, same cashiers, even the homeless people pretending to shop look the same.

walmarturd by dispassionate August 15, 2005

walmarty 

A party at walmart, which is open 24 hours a day.

Hey, what should we do tonight?
Let's have a walmarty! They're open 24 hours!

walmarty by BonquishaR July 20, 2008

walmartcreature 

a mysterious creature that emerges from Walmart every ten years to take the lost children in the toy aisle. Then those children become walmartcreatures.

Hey! Have you heard that 36 more children have been taken by the walmartcreature?

walmartcreature by walmartcreature January 8, 2021

walmartcrusad3r 

Hottest mf on earth honestly I'd suck him off

"hey have you heard of walmartcrusad3r?"
"Ya he's cool"

walmartcrusad3r by Mr. testicular malfunction March 22, 2021