walmarturd 

a bland, generic corporate chain store, that's exactly the same no matter which one you go to, like walmart. each store of any such chain has exactly the same stuff in the same location, with asshole 20-something managers bossing over 50-something workers whose well paying manufacturing jobs were lost to China when Wal*mart told the manufacturer to make it there.

*walks into the 13th Borders on a long road trip*

Shopper1: Are you sure we're in Texas, i swear i saw that cashier in Iowa last week
Shopper2: Yeah, this is just another walmarturd: same books, same cashiers, even the homeless people pretending to shop look the same.

walmarturd by dispassionate August 15, 2005

walmarted

To close down or cease operations due to being crushed by a larger, more powerful rival, usually due to the rival's unfair competitive advantage.

Bob's Hardware was walmarted out of existence.

walmarted by James August 23, 2004

Walmartarian 

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.

Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!

Walmartarian by puppymum November 30, 2010

Walmartyr 

1) Anyone who works at Walmart, and then complains about how shitty their job is. DUH!
2) Anyone who shops at Walmart, and complains about the shitty customer service. DUH!

"Fuck him, coming across as a Walmartyr. Bitching and moaning about work all the time. Fucking quit or shut up! He'd make more money on disability, which wouldn't be hard to prove considering being disabled is a requirement for working there."

"Fuck her over there for acting like a typical Walmartyr. The prices are so cheap, because there is no customer service. You want someone to answer all your fucked up questions/concerns all day, and hold your diabetic hand, then go someplace else and leave the 2 people who work in
this store the fuck alone. FUCK YOU!"

Walmartyr by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013

People-of-WalMarted 

The act of qualifying and being photographed for www.PeopleofWalmart.com whilst actually in a WalMart.

I just People-of-WalMarted that dude with the pink hot pants.

That dress she has on should be People-of-Walmarted.

OMG, I was taking a pic in WalMart of some dude and my belly was sticking out of my t-shirt and I almost People-of-Walmarted MYSELF!

People-of-WalMarted by hersheymike January 23, 2010

walmarted

To censor a previously cool thing, such as censoring a movie to have no blood, into something meant for daily church-going grandmothers.

"Face down, ass up that's the way we like to play chess." What the hell, that was totally walmarted.

walmarted by Dan the Wordman October 26, 2006

walmarted

Take an item or an idea or basically anything that you didn't create yourself and then present a cheaper version as your own.

Suzy walmarted Martha Stewart's Platinum Napkin Rings ($50/ea) when she used aluminum foil in the same design and sold them for 50 cents each.

walmarted by Charlotte December 3, 2003