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Walm - noun - mammal, known to walk the land, use computers, and write in nothing but mathematical notation.
"Man that Walm is writing out predicate logic at an astounding rate- it's even writing statistical information about the rate at which it is writing predicate logic at the same time as it's writing predicate logic. Predicate logic..."
walm by Keith Feesh April 4, 2008
Walm is an ominous cult-like version of Walmart and it is said that whoever goes to walm will go there forever and never visit another store in their life until they fall to them. When someone falls to Walm, their entire personality and thoughts will be just about Walm. When this happens, they allow you to become an employee and secretlly help Walm rule the world.
(Micheal) Hey I went shopping to a store named Walm and I really liked it there

(Eric) Bro don't go back you will fall for them

(2 months later)

(Micheal) Hey, I got a job at Walm

(Eric) Oh god really, (whispering) this isn't good, he is helping them (no longer whispering) thats really good Micheal.
Walm by n64briel August 3, 2023

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Raid 

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.
Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!
Walmart Raid by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.
The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.
Walmart by Bill M. July 28, 2004

Walmartized

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material
Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized
Walmartized by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008