someone who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker (or a cubby if there is a lack of lockers). This person tends to get absolutely zero girls despite calling themself the "alpha wolf", and uses the word "speedblitz" every second sentence when arguing with the normal nerds.
person 1: yeah I think link is a really good balanced main character, he's-
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro
by the tender defender August 23, 2023
an odd kid who really really likes wally west, but isn't to forthcoming about it. usually a nicer person- just kidding, an absolute nerd who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker, wally stans are the most advanced kind of nerds, and usually are the same cringy kids who treat andrew tate like the second coming of god...
Person 1: hey person 2, how are-
wally stan: I am the alpha wolf and you shall refer to me as such.
Person 1: yo what?
wally stan: how dare you disrespect my name? i will speedblitz you.
Person 1: yeah sure...
wally stan: I am the alpha wolf and you shall refer to me as such.
Person 1: yo what?
wally stan: how dare you disrespect my name? i will speedblitz you.
Person 1: yeah sure...
by the tender defender August 24, 2023