wallatapus

1) verb. a bladankin peice of a holes growth.

commonly is used as a code word for special secret missions in which the act of blowing someone up is about to be initiated

2) noun. describeing someone with such aweful qualities that for the betterment of the worlds sake they should be blown to bits. immediately.

omg, that tina girl she is suuuuch a hooker!""yeah, she is kindof a wallatapus.

wallatapus by Leifers February 22, 2011

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walletpause

Similar to menopause in women, but only affects the male population. More common in married men, happens when the penis does not come in contact with sufficient pussy juice and/or female saliva. A man's wallet will tend to lock up and not allow for any money or credit cards to be used (unless for car parts or guns)! Other known symptoms are not wanting to do shit or not having any fucks to give.

Robert didn't buy Dorothy shit, must be that walletpause!!

walletpause by little brown Cuban boy October 31, 2022

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wallatapus • wallapuss • walletpause

wallapuss

a name give to person who gets lots of puss.

That guy is a wallapuss.

wallapuss by wallapuss June 6, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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