Wallad 

The biggest form of wasteman you can possibly imagine.

Michael: oi nah this water tastes bare weird
Nathan: thats bleach. you wallad

Wallad by Notanyul June 10, 2013

wallad 

Wallad is a slang word that originates from South London.

The word 'wallad' is originally from the Arabic language, meaning: child, boy, kid, son or youngster.

Calling someone a wallad is a deep insult.

A: If you're not careful, my gang will shoot you.

B: I'm not scared, your gang is full of Wallads.

wallad by DonTrapstar October 2, 2009

Wallad 

A wallad is a word for someone who has actually fucked up in the most idiotic way ever.
Usually used in quite a jokey manner.

"He just accidently used preperation H instead of his toothpaste., What a wallad."

Wallad by Panda.nk September 19, 2009

walladoo 

A Holiday Celebrated on December 25th, January 10th, and other variouss days, depending on the celebrater's birthdays.

FOr Walladoo you must dress in punk/goth clothes with one article of very preppy clothes. You must also dress teddy bears in punk/goth clothes.

walladoo by THe Creators of Walladoo December 25, 2003

The wallado 

Something that is bizarre, herky jerky, or otherwise not easily explainable with only one word

Last time I was on a rollercoaster it gave me the wallado

The wallado by kazanya June 18, 2023

Wallad police 

Man that fights a Wallad. Will fuck them on sight at any given chance.

Carl: Ay man did you see the Wallad police earlier today?

John: Nah, what happened

Carl: He copped a Wallad and fucked his ass.

Wallad police by :wheelchair: January 19, 2020

wallad 

a person who talks too much and is really annoying they also think they are relevant and that everyone likes them

All R's are Wallads as they are all toxic and end up hurting your feeling they also think everybody is in love with them

wallad by .everyonelovesme June 1, 2022