by AriaMelody January 11, 2008
“The Walk” is what the cool cousins go on before holiday dinners. Usually younger cousins aren’t invited because some of the conversation topics discussed or activities done on “the walk” aren’t appropriate for younger cousins.
Cousin 1: “Hey man you ready for the walk?”
Cousin 2: “Yeah sure, should we bring Cousin 3?”
Cousin 1: “Nah, he’s too young maybe next year.”
Cousin 2: “Yeah sure, should we bring Cousin 3?”
Cousin 1: “Nah, he’s too young maybe next year.”
by Idon’tknow1313 November 29, 2019
'i should be walking off my fat ass at the park today'
by Ocraner July 1, 2008
by Titan Sea October 17, 2015
an old viking ritual: in which a viking man attaches his own small intestine to a knife startegically placed in a rock. He must then walk around the rock slowly unravelling his own intestine;thus commiting suicide in the manliest way conceivable.
by annastasia January 9, 2006
by Summerghost November 30, 2019
Walking (also known as ambulation) is THEE most badboy gait of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals. If performed incorrectly can result in single or multiple catastrophic faceplants. Thomas Edison (the dick) coined the biomechanical hack when he was sick of bashing his head against tables doings barrel rolls and accidentally kicking dickxs willy-nilly (Pun Intended) since before then the only mode of transportation was to crawl, teddy roll or just plain roll (but if you did that kids said your dad shopped at netto.) If you attempted to achieve bipedal ambulation before 'The Great Bimble' which took place on Jimmy Saviles grave before he was born. You'd get poked by sticks by locals and sent back to whence came. Hair straighteners were often used to lengthen and straighten the legs. This resulted in properly, slic, sleek, LUSCIOUS, easy to maintain lugs. Because you're well worth it. In order to sit at the dinner table, people would often perform a vigorous roll towards said chair and flosbury flop. Its a type of pole vault.
In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.
In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.
person 1: lets go for a walking
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye
person 2: ye
person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye
person 2: ye
person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye
by mouisa October 20, 2021