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Wakeland 

School in Frisco filled with thots. Referred to as Fakeland because all the thots have orange spray tans and dye their hair blond
Did you hear about that one girl at the game?
Yeah, you could tell she was from Wakeland
Wavular; put simply, is like the word tubular- except that when you’re “wavular” you’re riding the waves. (Not “tubing” like on a hill in Canada.
These tubes are wavular!

tubing waves surfing awesomeness groovy The Beach Boys
wavular by Keronica Kadwell February 4, 2018
ugly boys....wakala
wakala by faye-faye July 27, 2003

Wakulla County 

Wakulla County is located smack in the middle of the Florida Panhandle, right below Leon County and Tallahassee. Also referred to as "Willkillya County" and "The County". Damn near everyone is nice and will give you a wave when you drive by. Lots of dirt roads. Home to Wakulla Springs State Park, where the original Tarzan and Creature From The Black Lagoon were filmed many years ago. Recently received a Wal-Mart and McDonalds a few years ago. Famous people from Wakulla COunty.... well, Jeff Shields has the band Stereoside touring the country and promoting the release of their album "So Long".... And there was that one kid that went on to play football at FSU and then on to the Miami Dolphins special teams. Anyhow, you will find your mix of all kinds of people in Wakulla, which is generally quite about 99% of the year. With a few beaches on the Gulf, it's a nice place to relax and eat some boiled peanuts which you bought off the side of the road.
redneck 1 - "Whatcha doing later, Earl?"
redneck 2 - "Gunna head down to Wakulla County and shoot me a deer."
Wakulla County by Raoul McCool January 28, 2009

Wakulla Flame-thrower 

1. To perform the act of masturbating with hand sanitizer and as you cum to ignite the hand sanitizer therefore creating a fiery fiesta of semen across your bedroom.

2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.
"Shane has burn marks all over his face because Nick gave him the old wakulla Flame-thrower last night"
It isn´t a word, is a spanish expression, it could be used for people or things.
Hey, Lola, that guy with the long mullet seems interested on you!look what a nice redneck, mmmm!
Lola: WAKALA!!!No way

Hey lola, be carefull, my puppy has been shiting all over the house today.
Lola: WAKALA!!!!
wakala by Virgy May 17, 2006