wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

Wakey

Slang for Wakefield.Bingo,bingo dalabingo.

Man 1:Where we going?
Man 2:Wakey.
Man 1:You mean Wakefield?
Man 2:I guess.

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

by Ajent Oranje May 28, 2018

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

When you awake from a dream to realise that you still in a dream.

"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"

by MightyNjal March 31, 2021