wake n bake 

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.

"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."

wake n bake by dub_head November 5, 2005

Wake n bate 

To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.

I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.

Wake n bate by AC603 March 31, 2008

wake n bake 

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)

wake n bake by mandy November 2, 2003

Wake n' Bake 

To smoke weed as soon as you wake up.

If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.

Wake n' Bake by KUSH NOT BUSH June 15, 2008

Wake'n'drank 

The act of drinking upon waking up, usually in the presence of other drinkers. Done in college for the most part.

*Phil walks into Arthur's room*
"WAKE'N'DRAAAAANK!"

"'Ello govna, care to wake'n'drank this week-end?"

"Arthur got really drunk that night, but only because he wake'n'drank'd"

*Phil lights a cigarette outside*
"I fucking LOVE waking'n'dranking."

Wake'n'drank by i81u812didntu? March 4, 2009

Wake n' Fap

When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.

*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.

Wake n' Fap by Spinewhip October 29, 2009

Wake n' Shake 

When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.

I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!

Wake n' Shake by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011