Waggles

Major indegestion and diarrhea after consuming shitty university dining hall food.

Tonight after dinner, I will go to the laundry and spew waggles into the dryers.

Waggles by Sammy Teal August 14, 2012

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Waggers

An informal greeting toward fellow group members, specifically those in Team Juan. A variation of wagwan.

Person 1: Waggers bröther
Person 2: Oh yes, waggers fellow group member

Waggers by Angus2.0 July 22, 2019

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wagglestache

A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.

Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.

wagglestache by William Howard Taft January 18, 2010

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The Tail Always Waggles

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

The Tail Always Waggles by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009