Wattage Bazooka 

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.

"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.

Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016

Wantage 

-age suffix added to want emphasizing the desire to own or posses.

*geeks at comic-con staring at Slave Leia*

"Wantage..." *drool*

Wantage by 0sm0sis April 26, 2009

wastage 

The act of totally obliterating an opponent. See ownage.

In that Halo match, there was mass wastage.

wastage by SeanMurphy April 2, 2006

Wantage 

A Place in NJ where a lot of smoking reefer is at. Everyone does it here, even little timmy reefs it up with his mom down the road. No cops in wantage...just State police, but im sure all of them are fucked up right now. Just bust out your bubbler, bong, or tinny and rip the shit out of that beast. Dont worry about laced shit unless you want chronic. Everyone here is a professional blunt roller to. even grandma knows how to roll a fattie

Grandson "Grandma...can you roll this for me? Just 3 unchopped grams."

Grandma "Sure"

5 seconds later...

Grandma "chopped and rolled, I even took out the stems and shit"

Grandson "Gee thanks grandma...your the best"

Only in Wantage

Wantage by Rastadan November 12, 2005

high-wattage 

adj. (figuratively about people) heavy-weight, powerful, reach, high-profile

The lawyer prefers to remain in the shadows of his high-wattage clients: Sir Paul, the late artists, Willem de Kooning and Francis Bacon.

high-wattage by aractanca March 22, 2007

Wantage 

A term used by young people who want or desire something that they are as yet unable to possess.

'I saw a fat gold chain in the Argos catalogue, but I couldn't afford it, bare wantage tho blud'

Wantage by Burtons March 2, 2010

wastage 

1. The act of wasting, total destruction of an opponent.
See ownage.

That last game was wastage!

wastage by Sancho2523 March 23, 2006