Waffle

1. Greatest anytime food ever. The king of the lesser pancake. Best with anything.

2. To have sexual relations with someone

3. A cigarette

4. Anything illegal

5. To flip-flop on descisions

6. To talk or write foolishly

1. "I want a waffle from the Waffle House!"

2. "we waffled hard last night"

3. "Man, I really need a waffle right about now..."

4. "HA I'm so high on this waffle right here!"

5. John Kerry waffles.

6. "JHBSDHBSVDHGSVHJGDVHGVJH!"
"Stop waffling biatch!"

by Craiggle Bear! April 1, 2007

waffles

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a pleasant and very loving wake-up call.

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina

This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles.

by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 25, 2010

Waffles

The almighty enemy of pancakes. Delicious.

Did somebody say "Waffles?" I'm hungry.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

waffling

To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.

I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!

by phonic December 6, 2008

waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

by Chris August 28, 2004

waffling

To be unsure of an issue. To have your opinion change constantly.

Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?

Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.

Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.

Jack: Now your talking!

by Shai August 23, 2004

waffle

The best damned food ever. It is king of all foods, and is great with anything. Anything at all. It can make cow manure taste like chocolate, and chocolate taste like double chocolate, not that I've tried you sick fucks!

And the Lord sayeth: "Let those who eat the Holy Waffle have dominion over this world." And it was done, and He rested.

by Wafulz October 3, 2003