Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Wedeling 

Wedeling can be simply defined as offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of turning the tides of victory to said Wedeler. Be very very careful as Wedeling has been known to backfire on multiple Wedelers.

In fantasy football for example, Butt Rubs sends a congrats text message to Straight Trash Homie thus Wedeling in hopes of turning the tide.

Wedeling by creamofthecrops October 14, 2020

Hop Waddling 

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.

* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "

Hop Waddling by Aneejit March 2, 2023

wadelling penguine 

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

wadelling penguine by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.

Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”

Waddling turd by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

Waddling Duck 

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.

Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.

Waddling Duck by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009

Wakeling 

1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.

2. The avatar of chaos.

3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.

1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!

2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!

3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.

Wakeling by massiveness12 February 28, 2009