Waddafak is the "word" you would use if somebody isn't making any sence, or being a complete goof canoe. I dont wanna know what the literal fucking vagina balls that you would use this "word" in. Probably in response of the most fucked up disgusting thing a friend+ might say.
"I will shove an entire gaping hairy yellow moon-sparkling cheese filled slimey constipated squirrel penis in your throat."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'