In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.
by Jleeballs April 15, 2007
by Dogizzle101 July 22, 2009
When a guy gets hot molten wax (from a lit candle) dripped on his junk as a means of sexual stimulation. This is either done by himself or a partner. Alternatively, he can dip just the head of his dick in it, creating something like a wax helmet Especially entertaining is when the dude blows his load, literally popping the helmet off like a champagne cork.
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO
by Canowoopass1970 August 26, 2022
by ShuffleIsScary July 7, 2018
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"
by Master of Procrastination April 11, 2003
A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".
by The bee's knees July 9, 2013
from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005