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wack 'n nap 

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.
Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.
wack 'n nap by mducrane April 27, 2012
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Wack Nigga Land 

1. Any place or location that contains a disproportionate amount of wack niggas.

2. 75 W 205th Street Bronx, NY 10468
While Lupe Fiasco claims to be born and raised in ChiTown, his wack rhymes fail to disguise his connections of origin to Wack Nigga Land.
Wack Nigga Land by Frank Holcomb November 7, 2007

wack nigga hours 

The time between 8:00 am and 10:00 am when a nigga sleepy
wack nigga hours by Ayebruhhlmao August 27, 2017

wack ass nigga 

niggas who smoke occasionally and say multiple stupid phrases over and over again
Look at that wack ass nigga Kevin Sosa
wack ass nigga by oooff920202 October 30, 2018

Wack a noodle 

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.
Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!
Wack a noodle by Jequeese July 14, 2019

nick nack paddy wack 

The phrase originated from the old English nursery rhyme, "This old man". Nick nack or "knick knack" refers to the sound produced when playing the bones, as a musical instrument that later evolved into using metal spoons held loosely between the finger and stroked across a board, a shoe or most commonly the fingers of the opposite hand.

Each verse refers to the common practice in Ireland of of after a feast of lamb or swine, taking the rib bones and fashioning them into a musical instrument, using it as a rhythmic instrument of an impromptu band that might also include a lute and singers.

Paddywhack has several meaning and it is unclear which meaning the nursery rhyme intended. One definition is the tough elastic ligament found in many four legged animals such as a lamb that holds the head up. It was often eaten but is tough and may have been fed to the farm dog and referred to as as a bone. I tend to think it was referring to this definition and think the entire line in the nursery rhyme means that after playing the bones and singing songs after the meal, that the bones and paddywhack was given to the family dog to eat.
nick nack paddy wack

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my door;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack on my hive;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

Frickity Frack Nick Nack Patty Wack Catty Shack

A word, well I guess more like a phrase, used when you're in trouble or in danger.
Guy 1: I'm playing Minecraft!!!
Creeper: SSSSSSS
Guy 1: FRICKITY FRACK NICK NACK PATTY WACK CATTY SHACK
Creeper: *blows up*