Warboner

Arousal in response to watching or engaging in acts of war or ultimate pwnage. Generally experienced during heroic/impossible feats. Results in a desire to obtain more warboners no matter the material cost. Can lead to warboner addiction resulting in a insatiable desire to invade foreign countries...

Some say that you should contact a physician if experiencing a warboner lasting over 3 hours. However Chuck Norris has had one since birth and seems just peachy

Michelle Rodriguez or the guy who shoots Tsu'tey in the final battle of Avatar....both had uncomfortably big, rigid, veiny, warboners

George Bush invaded Afghanistan and acquired WBA (warboner addiciton) leading to a huge ass deficit as he sold our young men and women to score a bigger warboner

Warboner by soulsryummy May 17, 2010

band wagoner 

A person who cheers for a team just because they are winning.

Scott Gallupe is a band wagoner

band wagoner by AaronK- January 25, 2010

band wagoner 

someone who only likes a certain thing because its "popular"

Sheila is a band wagoner only likes the dodgers when they're winning and hates them when they are losing

band wagoner by Shellybelly07 July 5, 2005

Wagoner 

A person that is so nervous about loosing their job that they will back stab and play on your fears to make themselves appear to be the superior worker. They will try and form alliances with others to back them up in their scheme as well as spread rumors and flat out lies. They appear jolly and happy and go out of their way to make jokes with the bosses but when you actually get to know the person they are more miserable then you could very imagine. They will try and start fights with you and then turn the situation around on you as if you were the bad guy.

Alice was so afraid of loosing her spot at the tin can company that she wagonered Joan (her friend) when lay-offs where about to come.

"Watch out don't get to close to Alice she might wagoner for your position"

Wagoner by lostarts November 3, 2008

wagoner 

a person with a gay dad

i sure bet that kolby is a wagoner

wagoner by kolbyretardass January 15, 2009

Band-Wagoner

A person who roots for the the team who is winning and/or only watches when there is an big game.

"I can't believe that (band-wagoner's "team"), beat (losing team)."

"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."

Band-Wagoner by XHSJWBZJAND January 25, 2014

Olympic-wagoner 

One who never watches sports and once the Olympics come around sports mean the world to them.

Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?

Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.

Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.

Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.

Olympic-wagoner by Jobin87 February 28, 2010