|1.||You Got Wabbed!|
To have someone put a piece of blu-tac, shaped like a penis, over where your name is written. (Usually on a rota at work or a team list or basically anywhere where there is a list of peoples names posted on a wall)
Usually someone gets wabbed for a reason, like takeing a day off work, or an enemy might wab you. Although not all wabbings are fully justified.
John: Awwwww no way man! I think I've been wabbed!!!
John: Look Man! (Points to where his name should be on the team sheet, but it is covered by a cock shaped piece of blu-tac. He peels it off to reveil his name)
Mark: Hahaha! You got wabbed!!
When a scab forms in your ear due to the scratching of an ear spot, the wax combines with the scab to become a waxy scab (Wab).
This wab can then be used as a way of humiliating somebody who pisses you off, through the act of 'wabbing'. When you get a wab on your clothes, it will never ever come off.
'Fuckin hell, why did it have to be me?'
'Stedman wabbed me!'
'ROFL, LMAO, LOL, Alt+F4, etc. etc.
verb for intercourse
nallsy got wabbed by solis all night long
We made up the word wab in Scotland, I can guarantee it. The real definition goes something like this:
Wab (1): n A person who acheives intellectual victory over another, usually by a technicallity, often with a large degree of smugness.
Wab (2): vb To acheive intellectual victory over someone, usually by a technicality or illogical argument, often with a large degree of smugness
The word is disgustingly versatile:
In it's original form:
You are a wab.
You have been wabbed!
You've been wabbish today.
Such a wabbable guy.
Describing something that is long or tall. Similar to lanky but with more emphasis on the instability of the object (the word itself conjures images of swaying or buckling). The Empire state building could not be described as wabby as it is VERY stable and has a proportionally thick circumference for its height. A palm tree could be described as wabby. The word can also mean exhausted as in physically unstable/ need to lie down and can be used to describe clumsiness if someone is prone to knocking things over.
"Hugos got proper wabby legs man"
"Im wabbed out mate, im gonna stay in tonight"
"stop wabbing about, you're breaking stuff"
A big clump of semen/ cum, which is lumpy in texture and slimy :>
Omfg look at the wab on that bitches face
There's wab on the chair ffs
I wabbed into a sock
WAB obviously stands for weed a bit, which means that you laugh so hard you actually feel a trickle of piss come from your genital area
John tells Steve a hilarious joke
"OMG john i just wabbed"