a technique mastered to excite someone under the influence of a controlled substance.it is to be said at random while the speaker throws his hand towards the face of the intoxicated person(s). if done correctly the intoxicated person should react in a humorous manner.
person one (intoxicated): omg im sooo baked.

person two (waaaamper):oh really.

person one: why yes i am. so hows your grandmother?

person two: actually she passed away last WAAAAAMP!!!

person one:thats too ba...HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!
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