My sincerest apologies, but this is the vaginal discharge from a yeast infection.
Jane, you better go see a doctor -- you don't want to get a bunch of vulveeta down there.
by John Doe, Jr. February 27, 2005
vaginal cheese-like discharge
I wanted to eat at the "Y", but I couldn't get past the vulveeta.
by Cosmo Asp September 09, 2003
Malodorous solids which a woman has grown in her vagina
She topped off her tuna taco with vulveeta
by Andrew Setter January 16, 2003