An original SubSpace term meaning to get shot in the back while fighting. Often used by "hunters" chasing "turrets" or a single player caught off guard. Vulch is a wide term used to describe behavior of the weak Subspace pilot.
I was fighting that 300bty and you fucking vulched me, newb!
by Mr. Explosion May 30, 2006
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Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.
Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.
by Cosmobob August 18, 2014
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When you kill a player from behind with a lag rush or some other lame tactic when the said player fired at another competing player.
I was fighting someone else, when you vulched me!
by Dameon Angell November 10, 2004
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Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.
Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!
by TigerLily7 March 20, 2011
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In the context of an online flight simulator: To shoot and kill a plane attempting to take off on the runway.

This was likely derived from players circling an enemy airfield like vulchers once anti-aircraft defences were destroyed.

This can ultimately be considered the "original" online gaming slang definition, owing its roots to the very first graphicly based massively multiplayer online game, Air Warrior in the late 1980's.
I tried to take off but they vulched me!
by "Murdr" October 5, 2006
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- Noun - A student who runs to the high school parking lot and uninvitedly jumps into the car of other students going to lunch.

The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.

They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"

If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.

The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"

In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"

The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.

They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.

This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
Eric - "Yo we gotta go! We gotta get out the the parking lot first and beat the Lunch Vulch"

P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"

Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"

TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)

(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)

Eric - "We're SCREWED"

Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"

TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"

But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
by SchwingSchwongByah October 9, 2011
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People who continuously stalk cloth diaper b/s/t pages looking for people selling their used poop catchers. Most often done by people who don't actually need another diaper.
"I can't believe I missed another diaper! Damn newbies keep vulching the good ones."
by PirateHookAARRR June 13, 2013
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