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Urban Dictionary Voting by e1rg April 16, 2020

voting 

In an election, the process whereby elegible citizens submit their choice for the person/party who gets to exploit them for the next 3-4years. People will often get wildly enthusiastic about which dishonest piece of crap they're going to "vote" for this time around, completely forgetting their previous experiences with politicians, which resembled nothing so much as being simultaneously mugged, insulted and assraped. If voting could change things, it would be illegal.

Person 1: Dude, are you voting today?
Person 2: No, this time around I thought I'd just save time and ask a Hell's Angel to beat me up and rob me.

Candidate: And will you be voting for me today, sir?
Voter : Why yes I am! Here, let me bend over this chair so that you can more conveniently assrape me...

voting by Big Bad Mark December 28, 2005

Voting 

The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.

After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.

Voting by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

middle finger voting 

A type of voting that describes casting one’s vote for one candidate to prevent another from winning.

This 2020 presidential election will likely embody the most widespread example of middle finger voting the US has ever seen.

middle finger voting by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

middle finger voting 

When your vote for one candidate is actually a vote against another.

Why yes, I do admit to many instances when I engaged in middle finger voting!

middle finger voting by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

diaspora voting 

A political vote in the Eurovision Song Contest. When immigrants vote for their country of origin because they want to support their country regardless of the quality of the song.

Turkey's high score in 2007 was mainly due to diaspora voting in France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom.

diaspora voting by Tamaki June 6, 2007

Voting 

1. Term for any activity constituted as a waste of time which deceptively interrupts ones ability to focus on more important tasks.
2. Distraction of the public by the american aristocracy so practicing of over half the terms invented on urbandictionary.com may take place.

Debating on what could be possibly be the most useless way to spend his time, he eventually decided to pause Gigli and go voting.

Candidate1: "Good thing everyones out there Voting, now i can get that blumpkin I deserve! By the way, the campaign manager wants to know when you're going to return those clothes? You look like a Blingleberry.

Voting by Latoo March 16, 2009