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When a male species spins a bottle of alcohol beverage up In the air, so he can skull it back in one go to impress a wahine, in hopes she’ll be impressed and end up giving him some teke, that is called a vorteke
Hey wiremu give us a vorteke,

Chur girl I gotchu (does vorteke)
Mean woods is that us

(Wiremu & Rangi disappears to the back of the garage)

To be continued...
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How german people say warts. Or a bad CS player.
Did ze witch give zu more vortes? Or Danggg that Vortes sucks at CS.
vortes by maxenmity July 6, 2006
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An (island slang) alternate to the verb 'Vortex' where one spins a bottle of typically alcohol and skulls it.
Bro give us a vorteke
*proceeds to spin a Long White forming a vorteke and skulking it
Vorteke by Nieqq October 12, 2019
Vortes is another way of saying 'what is'. It is usually used when speaking in a german accent
'Vortes is your name' -German soldier
Vortes by Boon January 26, 2005
A Vorteke is when a male likes to show other males by using a bottle of alcohol, that he can lick the shaft, Suck the tip, deepthroat and swallow the fluid!
Male 1 : Give us a Vorteke G
Male 2 : *Does Vorteke
Male 1 : *Gets Hard
Vorteke by BruhYeahNah January 25, 2021

Vorteke King 

Adam is the Vorteke King followed by Lachie

Vortecsツ 

Vortecsツ-5th thiccest thug in the world
1:cummed inside Vortecsツ yesterday
2:dont care
Vortecsツ by 最終通告RGB October 5, 2022